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Insult to injury

Anonymous - 15/06/2009 18:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML

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Anonymous - 01/03/2024 15:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML

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Long day

Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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Anonymous - 17/01/2016 08:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

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Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

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Sorry kitty - 23/11/2022 16:00

Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML

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Stomach bug?

Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

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Signs of distress

Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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loganh427 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:08

aww poor thing :'( I hope you feel better! at least your kitty tried! <:)

veyn 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:07

That must have been one strong hug. FYCL

Jennydew 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:22

Aww, poor kitty! I'm sure your cat didn't throw up on you on purpose, but yeah, that does suck and didn't make your already horrible day any better.

magicoilyoctopi 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:23

Aw I hope your day gets better :(

angorashi 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:25

Touching

Lounia_fml 8

Monday 15 June 2009 23:25

Lmao #5 xD And yeah, kitteh can haz da cheezburger =D

crappyday09 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:26

That sucks FYL hope ya feel better

EasilyUnamused 2

Monday 15 June 2009 23:32

"I DID MY BEST! I FUCKIGNG DID MY BEST!!!!"

LOLYLIF 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:34

Lol @ #13

Azz91 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:37

The only thing to do in a situation like that is get revenge. You should go and vomit on your cat. Revenge is a dish best served warm and semi-digested.