Cats, Drugs Kids Higher than the sun - FML

Higher than the sun

Bad Dad - - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

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karatekid97 17

Monday 20 October 2014 14:09

You've got to be kitten me.

HappyItalian 38

Monday 20 October 2014 14:10

*inserts an overused cat pun in a sentence here*

Kappatio 1

Sunday 26 October 2014 17:52

lmao

higuysilikepie 2

Wednesday 29 October 2014 12:47

Don't turn it into a Catastrophe

Sarahlalala 2

Thursday 30 October 2014 9:12

Does catnip work for humans?? I kinda doubt that

rocketgurl 15

Monday 9 March 2015 23:17

Oh come on. A Colorado kid shouldn't settle for catnip nowadays, this shit is legal! Educate your son, yo.

junjunbun 28

Monday 25 January 2016 23:03

You sure your son isn't a cat? 0,o

onnanohito 12

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:22

Time to tell him that ***** poisonous to humans.

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Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

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Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner… Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML

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Today, I went for a really important job interview. She loved my portfolio and we got along really well. But I guess that a corner of my skirt got caught underneath my shoe when I stood up to shake her hand, exposing my teeny-tiny underwear and neglected bikini line. She didn't shake my hand back. FML

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Today, I offered to help my 15 year-old nephew with taking care of his newborn baby. First thing I see when I enter his room is him playing Mario Kart on his Nintendo Switch, and his child with a full diaper, screaming and crying. FML

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