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lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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anna - 22/12/2011 21:25 - France

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

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Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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Freudian slip

Anonymous - 14/05/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML

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Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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Booze confused

piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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ihatelife - 14/05/2011 23:17 - Canada

Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML

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sexxystephy 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 17:18

Maybe, just maybe, he is secretly in love with you & chickened out. Probably not though.

amy397123 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 12:22

Haha, Dad's know best!

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 15:41

Oh my God, #1. Using "you're" as "your" is even worse, if less common, than the other way around because you actually put in the effort of an apostrophe and extra letter, so it can't mean you were just being lazy...

ihatestupidpeopl_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:26

YOUR DAD IS THE ******* MAN!!!! I WANNA MEET HIM, BECOME FRIENDS WITH HIM, AND THEN SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Neenertastic 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:55

what did you text him??? something saucy, i hope... ;P

lalosaa 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 17:01

hah awww, that's horrible!

sexxystephy 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 17:18

Maybe, just maybe, he is secretly in love with you & chickened out. Probably not though.

Egregius 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 18:04

Am I really the first to raise the possibility that the boy actually called you on purpose, but like 97% of all men turned chickenshit when I he had to be honest about his intentions towards a woman? As in: he did like you, but didn't have the guts to say it to your face. Of course I don't know what was in the voicemail, and it's ****** either way.