Work, Embarrassing, Singing and Awkward: Hello everyone! - FML

Hello everyone!

By Anonymous - 16/09/2026 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I joined a video meeting 5 minutes early and waited for everyone else to arrive. I spent the time quietly singing along to music in another tab. When the meeting started, my manager said, "We've been able to hear you for the last 5 minutes." I'd assumed the microphone was muted. FML

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DLBL 21

Wednesday 16 September 2026 13:28

I hope it was a decent song, and not WAP or something.

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DLBL 21

Wednesday 16 September 2026 13:28

I hope it was a decent song, and not WAP or something.

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