Health: Heavy load

Heavy load

By Fattypatty - 09/07/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By Erin - 10/05/2016 02:18 - United States - Springfield

Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML

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By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By tripleBBB - 09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:16

Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D: and how the **** do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3

Sue21 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:14

wow

Comments

inbloom_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:07

well, aren't you just so mature #76. OMfzzz I UseD 2 B faTTT!!1111!!! UrS soOooooOo MEAnNN!111!!!!!1

Jambone2 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:11

I just LOL'd - lose some weight mann.

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:22

I wouldn't worry too much about this. Toilet seats break way too easily so unless you are actually overweight I doubt you need to do anything about it. Sucks that you have to buy a new seat though D:

tranekfny 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:31

Hahahahahahaha wow ur pretty fatt

NonchalantSavant 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:51

Stewie sums it up nicely: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0GRjxOP98&feature=fvsr

xFenix81x 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:09

Well not everyone is a skkinny little twig like you, dumbass.

Woop_Woop 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:07

dude chill

justbea777 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:52

I won't say YDI for being fat, but I will say YDI for letting yourself go and not taking care of yourself. At least now you realize that you could stand to loose a few pounds

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:07

Ewww >.< there's an FML I definitely did not want to picture

hossgray 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:12

Yeah I bet all you people makin fun wouldn't say that to my face dammit! Yal are all bitches!!! Your the kind of people that make others kill themselves! Most fat people are under constant criticism about there weight,, sooo there prone too eating more out of depression. Anyways there alot of health conditions that make people gain welght. Buncha jack asses!