Heavy load

By Fattypatty - 09/07/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D: and how the **** do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3

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hey2121 0

Fat people complain about being fat but it's really their fault and all they do is sit on their ass and eat

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ReeNAh 0

OMG...that's really bad! Well now you have the motivation to start dieting and exercising, maybe?

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SarlaccBits 0

One hint: If you have to actually lean to the side to wipe your own butt you are indeed too fat. That should have clued you in a while ago.

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macbenz 0

are you going to try to lose weight?

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evilpenguinsmoo 0

If he's sitting on the toilet seat, there's no other way to wipe his butt but to lean to the side. (Given, he could stand up, but seriously, who criticizes someone for the way they wipe their butt?)

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Failurewithacapi 0

I'm 12, I'm 5 feet and 7 inches tall and I weigh 195.7 pounds, but I still haven't broken a toilet seat, better yet a tiny kids plastic chair. so you just fail.

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deathbunny256 0

Hey you could be peppermint fatty and your beagle could be named poopy! I'm sorry, but it works with the FML... :-

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flying_vegan 0

I'm 17, 5'9" and weigh 112lbs. However, I USED to weigh 232lbs and never broke a toilet seat so you're right this guy does fail. And don't worry about your weight dude, if you're anything like me it'll drop off by the time you're 15.

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GabriLee 0

This makes me want to cry for you. Honestly. I hope you can lose the weight rather than growing up with it...

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Failurewithacapi 0

hey I'm fat but I'm not lazy( notice my other post) I easyily run like my friends. I swim as fast as people 3 years older than me. I have lots of stamina I play tennis and I'm a competive swimmer. so don't crtizize fat people.

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YoungTechnique 0

Goddamn!! You should buy some backup toilets in case this happens again. I weigh 210 and I thought I was fat, now I feel better. YDI. Go lose some weight!

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