Happy birthday!

By sambo99 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML
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FFML_314 11

It's obvious that the day of your birth has driven them to the point of sheer misery, you don't know how to take care of your pets, you're sticking your face in places it doesn't belong and your boyfriend is secretly a homosexual. FYL indeed.

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004savage 0

atleast things can only get better right?

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Tsuki1 0

Must of been a shitty bday. lol!

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nayminaj23 0

Oh hell nawwww!! throw that slipper at his dumb aSs!!

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HuiYaMing 0

Everyone expects the World on their birthday. ydi

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whoknew10 0

well you can use the slipper to hit your parents, clean up the poops, cover the bird, thank the boyfriend, thennnn where them and get cozy. ahaahahha

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DGAFprincess 0

well... bird people are crazy... and cat people any crazier. I've heard (not a cat owner here) that the only times cats don't use their litterbox is when it's too full. if you'd cleaned it, maye your cat wouldn't have shat on your bed. also, ydi for having a bird as a pet.

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Mikki4321 0

I think OP is saying that the cat caught a bird, killed it, left it as a present. And shat (shit?) on the bed. Also, the bird thing is actually cute, it's a sign of affection that you're cat wants to share it's catch with you.

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compworks 4

If I had the means to ship to the UK, I'd get you a better birthday present than the crap that happened to you, OP. FYL

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