Money, Miscellaneous, Smartphone and Thief: Get a flip phone - FML

Get a flip phone

By Katheryns - 23/09/2026 22:00 - United States

Today, I sold my old iPhone 14… or at least I tried. I met the customer and she said, “Gee thanks!” and walked away with it. When I asked for the money, she said, “Suck my dick!” and took off running. I'm too out of shape to catch her and phoneless until I can come up with the remaining $200 to pay for my new iPhone. FML

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mike3775 36

Thursday 24 September 2026 0:35

Why would you sell your old phone before you got the new phone?

anonymous17 19

Thursday 24 September 2026 0:39

i really hope you call the cops, thats stealing

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mike3775 36

Thursday 24 September 2026 0:35

Why would you sell your old phone before you got the new phone?

anonymous17 19

Thursday 24 September 2026 0:39

i really hope you call the cops, thats stealing

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