Kids, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Firehose - FML

Firehose

By Anonymous - 25/06/2026 03:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML

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garamo 4

Thursday 25 June 2026 5:00

I am a grown man and I sit on the toilet when I pee unless it’s a dirty public toilet 🤷🏻‍♂️

jlc82 12

Thursday 25 June 2026 3:17

you didn't HAVE sit in it... you could have checked before you sat down and even wiped the seat off. the amount of people that can't seem to grasp either of these thoughts is unreal and the stupid is really starting to burn.

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jlc82 12

Thursday 25 June 2026 3:17

you didn't HAVE sit in it... you could have checked before you sat down and even wiped the seat off. the amount of people that can't seem to grasp either of these thoughts is unreal and the stupid is really starting to burn.

garamo 4

Thursday 25 June 2026 5:00

I am a grown man and I sit on the toilet when I pee unless it’s a dirty public toilet 🤷🏻‍♂️

GoogieWithers 23

Thursday 25 June 2026 14:46

Who taught him? If it was you, the YDI but if it was his Dad then FML

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