Existential crisis

By ceedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it… Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 628
You deserved it 25 809

Top comments

Why do I get the feeling you decided to stop in the middle of a football match to ponder this?

ohheykiwi 2

What do you mean what's the Meaning of Life? 42. Duh.

Comments

collegekid13 0

Okay, I admit I'm with everyone who thinks it's stupid that you fazed out in the middle of a football game; but I'll entertain your question if you don't mind a religious standpoint. Meaning of Life: Mankind is put on this transitional plane in order to utilize his free will to accept the Lord Jesus as his savior. .....And you got your whole life not just to choose, but to prove that you are serious by showing genuine compassion to your fellow humans. There. If you happen to atheistic, sorry, don't got a better answer than that.

So.... where's the apology for us Jews? No need to spew your religious beliefs all over a public, unrelated forum. Sheesh.

So you're sorry if you offended any atheists? What people who practice other religions besides Christianity? Yeesh there are other religions out there, ya know. You Christians don't have the greatest and most important religion ever established.

thank you! I hate people preaching on the internet.

Yeah Jesus totally saved us, that's why everyone's dying in Haiti... christfag.

collegekid13 0

Hey, the OP asked. Ain't stopping anyone else from offering his idea.

fatcow282 8

I dnt come from a religious stand point long story dnt whant to get in a debate but jesus is the only way. For all thise jews atheist ect... Out there ask if God is there and who he is you will be surprise if u honesly wonna know with and open hearth u will be surprised the awser u will get. I am saying this from experience God bless

well I guess FYL for being really dumb and ADD. other than that, YDI. and who cares?

@ number 3 what's the first rule? and what a douche fyl for writing this

@collegekid 13 that cannot be the meaning of life because men existed pre Jesus. therefore all before him would have no meaning in their lives what is life without meaning? therefore g-d would've created J first to provide all with meaning :)

Eh....screw your God. Jesus was a historical figure, that's about it. SCIENCE!

What about the hominids, and all the other creatures on Earth? Are their lives pointless?

@#45: Saying that there's "biblical evidence" to back you up is oxymoronical. On a side note, please learn to spell. I could barely understand the religious crap you were trying to spew.

Why can't religious people & athiests just get along. Just because they're opposites, doesn't mean we can be tolerant of others.

This isn't some religious forum. Plus, you only apologized to atheists, you have yet to apologize to anyone who practices any other religion. This may shock you, but people actually do practice other religions.

I'm sorry, did I come off as taking offense or demonstrating anger in my post? My intention was merely to point out the irony of #45's statement, and ask him to learn to spell so it would be possible for people to understand his baseless point of view, and thus prove him wrong easier.

Assuming, of course, that there is a heaven.

Catch this Peter ! Ow my nose ! It's always Marsha Marsha Marsha !

I wonder what caused more damage to your brain, you thinking or the ball hitting your head.

ctgirl12345 0