Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
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redbluegreen 40

As if it needed to be said, her actions were snot for the greater good.

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Doortje 29

Oh my.. *shudders* *shudders again* Brr. Yuck.

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maddyjayneexox 4

haha that's nasty...next time simply pull away if it happens and kiss her neck or something...

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salsalover_12 5

i gagged and threw up in my mouth a bit

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HSP 0

This is so well known, why do girls keep doing this? -.-'

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Countrygrrl88 0

Time for a new girlfriend?

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domosumo 0

That better be a really hot pig you were kissing..

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AcidReign 0

She better be worth it, and she better be grateful you didn't dump her

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spicywatermelon 0

That's repulsive. Kick that nasty bitch off next time. Or dump her.

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