Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
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redbluegreen 40

As if it needed to be said, her actions were snot for the greater good.

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Doortje 29

Oh my.. *shudders* *shudders again* Brr. Yuck.

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lionheart822 13

just goes to show that some men are willing to put up with anything to get some action. *sigh*

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MissBunny25 0

I literally almost puked when I read this. I would have thrown her down a well and tied lassie up so she wouldn't let anyone know she was down the well... *gag*

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JeralynBoox3 0

EWWWWW !! wtf !! that shit is so fuckinggg GROSS !! i would've thrown uppp !!!! ewwwww >.<

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davek 36

Her slimy goo in your mouth? Well, now you know how *she* feels.

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asherah14 7

Totally different. You know what to expect when his slimy goo gets in your mouth. You don't expect any slimy goo from kissing.

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lil_lala209 5

that is GROSS! ditch her quick!

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aruss721 0

eww...why didn't YOU push her away?

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rockinbecca2 4

sick wth is wrong with her? unless if ur just that good of a kisser. but wen u guys break up no one will want cuz of herr.. loogy eww :(

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MissUnperfect 0

Haha the only thing anyone is saying is "thats hot" , "EWWW" and or "why didnt you push her away?" My question is why didnt you just spit it right back in her face? then the taste would be gone...and she'd get a taste of her own medicine:) ahaha

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