Gross and Love: Ew, dude

Ew, dude

By HaleyIsabelle - 29/07/2026 06:00 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 16:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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OIFMedic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:27

wow FYL, shoulda bitch slapped him!!

fml1026 4

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:29

umm eww. thats oober disgusting :P

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Simplyjulie 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:53

lmfao thas not fml.. thas more like fise=*** I'm so embaraased! lol

supremelyf_ed 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:27

That is so disgusting! imo he should have tried to flick it in your cleavage for an extra ten points.

mahamii_93 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:54

how old is he? 7?

MeowMan 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 8:44

"proud of you..." :P family guy

CharliePoops 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:37

@73 I was just gonna say that!!!

ferrarimach1 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:57

wow dump his ass for being a nasty ************ I mean who does that

anela_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 10:20

OH WOW you ummm picked a winner

Tekno4Lyfe 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 14:13

lol yu shore du no how tu pick'em XD

pubeface 2

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:03

family guy much?

ksharp 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:55

ahahahahahHah proud of you !!!!

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Ew, dude

Same thing different taste

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