Love: Enough is enough

Enough is enough

By agony - 17/12/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2022 06:00

Today, not only did my ex-wife take everything in our divorce, my most recent lottery ticket was off by only one number, I would have won millions and she wouldn’t have been entitled to a penny. Oh well, back to sleeping in my caravan, which is all I have left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 12:53 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my wife got fired for leaving work early once again. She's been doing random "spot checks" for the past month, convinced that she'll catch me cheating on her. This paranoid crap is exactly why I'm filing for divorce. FML

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Feedmyaddiction5 14

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:28

That sucks! You should just go crazy and accuse her of sleeping with every guy in the state

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:36

So just drive around masturbating furiously until you get arrested. At least then you'll get 3 meals and a man to snuggle with.

Comments

ZielZone 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 15:00

Time to disappear!!

disney_blonde 16

Saturday 17 December 2011 15:14

When you finally do divorce her, make sure you get your balls back in the settlement.

fyl_darksouljoke 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 15:43

seeing as you called her psychotic you could sign her into a psych ward for schizophrenia (sp). she sounds delusional to me and you have the legal right to as her spouse. no more sleeping in the car for you

kookylocka 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 15:44

Check her medication. That may be part of the problem. Or at least you could 'switch' some meds that will get you a decent night's sleep

momo1972 3

Saturday 17 December 2011 15:47

And I thought I was the only one with that problem

hateevryone 14

Saturday 17 December 2011 15:54

just leave her crazy ass. get a divorce later

MexaDoreano 1

Saturday 17 December 2011 16:07

Swalllow your pride and take the car to a friend's house. Once your wife is looking for you, leave to a different friend's house and so on.

donkeyballz 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 16:14

its a sign she's cheating if you ask me.

angrytaco39 3

Saturday 17 December 2011 16:16

yet not embarrassed enough to post this on the world wide web.....

Ins0mau 20

Saturday 17 December 2011 17:49

It's anonymous.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Saturday 17 December 2011 16:23

Is she a psychotic delusional bitch or have you been cheating and now you're pissed cause you got caught? I'm just asking. I had an ex once who kept calling me a crazy bitch because I kicked him out when I found out he was also with another woman.