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Cliché for real

fuckinghicks - - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

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Suspect

Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

Targeted - - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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Which side are you on?

thefuckman - - United States

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML

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Rewind time

supersmashpika - - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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It's sus to us

Anonymous - - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Creeped out

emoney - - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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thank u usa - 13/12/2013 22:20 - Germany

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML

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stressedartist - 09/09/2016 12:43 - United States

Today, I ran over Oprah. FML

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paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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Sinamoi 18

Monday 31 December 2012 3:19

Ol' Man Jenkins is not pleased with all these whippersnappers on his lawn.

BigMatt803 18

Monday 31 December 2012 3:18

you don't deserve a gun being pointed at you but you shouldn't run on someone's private property either

shabbydoooo 8

Monday 31 December 2012 5:00

You should've seriously walked away :)

rems109 5

Monday 31 December 2012 5:05

Wouldn't have happened if you we're a hot chick lol

dunker_fml 4

Monday 31 December 2012 5:11

Probably protecting his fields of leafy greens.

buckdharma 37

Monday 31 December 2012 5:39

Who's that riding into the sun. Who's the man with the itchy gun. Who's the man who kills for fun! Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad! He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son. Killed his wife, cause she weighed a ton... Pyscho Dad!

sk8_king 23

Monday 31 December 2012 5:39

OP's name XD

SrDerick 5

Monday 31 December 2012 5:41

I'd have yelled back: "I will when you build a god damn fence you hillbilly!" I'd also be dead.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 31 December 2012 5:44

In the man's defense: He could have had several break ins at his house and tired of it. Living in a rural area, thugs think they can burglarize a home and nobody will notice since its out in the boonies. He is prob fed up.