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fuckinghicks - - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML
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Sinamoi 18

Ol' Man Jenkins is not pleased with all these whippersnappers on his lawn.

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BigMatt803 18

you don't deserve a gun being pointed at you but you shouldn't run on someone's private property either

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stormchaser24 24

Well, if your where trespassing YDI kind of. I live near a High school and the kids come on my property and steal my stuff/break stuff/and smoke pot sometimes.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Be careful, op. Fuzzy Lumpkins can be a bit grumpy.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Aren't there marked boundaries or something like that? I mean if that's private property there's bound to be a fence, or a sign or a something like that. Unless you jump over every fence while jogging, of course.

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Kalipczo 21

Maybe jog at a public park or street instead, not some rednecks property lol

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Megan98 18

My dad would do this if someone was randomly on our land...we do have no trespassing signs though.

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perdix 29

Next time, wear your short shorts, and you might get, "Bend over and squeal like a piggy." If you're lucky;)

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pmr1990 12

God bless the American gun culture. The developed world continues to be amazed that you were actually once viewed as something to aspire towards.

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poccocurantes 7

Still are. It just seems we are fixated on our right to bear arms disregarding all of our other rights like life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I could own a gun but because of the creepy people that feel they need to horde them I choose not to.

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