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That's when you tell him that you never plan on having any children and enjoy his reaction. If he can tell jokes, so can you. :p
I don't see the problem. Consider the fact that it was his mother who first pointed it out, and he was most likely joking. Also, it's a compliment.
Agreed
dont take that shit from him. At least you no all he wants is one thing, what a prick, just tell him he doesnt have a penis big enough for breeding. Men are dickheads.
They see you trollin', they hatin', man they must be thinking you're red and dirty!
this list is supposed to be funny, well done on wasting your time creating that piece of shit
#57 got a +1 from me because this pissed you off, feminist19.
yes every man on earth is a ********
Hey man, feminist19 may be a **** but that's a horrible way to talk about women. I happen to be a 15 year old girl and i can bench 100 pounds, I know my exact IQ is 128, I play soccer and fight MMA, 4+5 is 9, and I always was and still am in AP science. So get the ******* ***** out of your ass and learn a little respect, you obnoxious, chauvinistic asshole.
And you failed to get the point of that comment in first place. Shit. You got selfowned :)
@Bizzytrick (#90) : IQ is not this hidden variable inside you whose value you can discover by taking a test. You cannot pinpoint your IQ to the nearest integer. I have taken dozens of IQ tests and I have gotten results as low as 115 and as high as 170. (Also, I performed much more poorly on Raven's Progressive Matrices than on the WISC.)
you go girl! :)
#90- You go, girl! Feminist may be irritating, but **** is way too far for what she said. #57 was trying to make a point but ended up being an ass. Sorry.
Hey feminist119? Why are all lesbians such bitches? I'd be more inclined to feminism if it wasn't always talking about how I'm a ******** who only wants sex and mistreats women in every aspect of my life.
Honestly, that's a just a compliment. He's saying you have nice hips! "Breeding hips" implies you have the bone structure to support a pregnancy. Big hips are biologically (and evolutionarily) more attractive (and sexy) to guys. I'd be flattered if someone told me that (although obviously this guy should have given you an explanation).
I lol'd.
#20, you really know how to take a compliment, whatever that means.
He was probz trying to compliment you in a joking way. It's funny.
how exactly is it funny
#24 - Because the OP said this before punching her in the eye, handing her a mop, and having her go back to the kitchen (only responded with this because of your name).
**** you robin. how dare you make fun of such an issue, how ******* dare you. needledick
and your basing that on what exactly?
you are vile and incorrect but believe what you want, doesnt bother me. funny how the image of two men having sex was so quick to pop into your head..... you fag
haha you think i'm a man and you say you bang people like me for breakfast, fffffffaaaaaaaagggggggg
i use the word fag because thats what homosexual men are, fags, so what, i believe in equality between genders, but i am not only a woman but a christian as well and the bible shows us that homosexuality is wrong.....? i'm not going to with hold my opinions on things just because you think what i say is boring and unoriginal, its just what i think. not every comment on here is original so i dont see your problem.
I kind of wish they would have left the comments unmoderated. I would have loved to see what I started. Needledick? Man, that reminds me of what the kids called me on the playground. And this was just last week...
why do dykes like you launch a all out gender war aganist men, just because you dad or uncle did things or maybe all the important men in you life and left you does not mean all men are like that so put on your bra, shave your armpits and quit your bitching. and here several links here is a very popular feminazi blog http://allecto.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/football-players-are-gang-rapists/ and here is one that is anti-feminazi http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=feminazi
The only thing better than a pissed off feminist is a pissed off indignant feminist. :') Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights. ;D
LOL! As a woman, I absolutely despise feminists. Life is more or less equal now. We will never live in a perfect world, so work for what you want. You'll never be handed success for nothing. Oh, and feminist19, learn to use contractions properly so as to form something vaguely resembling a coherent sentence before you attempt to represent other women. Stupid people don't deserve equal rights.
Here here kimbowee! I'm a woman and I am disgusted with the so-called feminists in this country. They think they're helping our "cause" but what they don't realize is that they are only making the subject of women's rights a joke, and that there's really no "cause" in the first place. Stop pushing your liberal agenda on everyone else in the country and expecting everyone to treat us like we are exactly the same as men. We aren't. If we were exactly the same as men, then we'd be men. We aren't as fast or strong as they are, but that's what makes us beautiful: the fact that in comparison we are fragile. So stop letting your inferiority complex get in the way of you accepting yourself for what you really are: a woman. A small, fragile woman who needs to be taken care of once in a while! *End rant*
@itsalwaysfunny and kimbowee, Yes, men and women are different, and people who try to deny that need to open up their eyes, but we're still equal, and at its core, that's all that feminism is--the idea that men and women are equal. It's crazy idiots like feminist19 who have twisted it into something ridiculous and made it into a joke.
he's just complimenting your body, doesn't mean he wants to have kids!!
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lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed
OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!