Artistic licence

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 14:00

Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Thought that was reflections in a mirror. But this is myth so go crazy. Who can argue against your vamp casting a shadow

They aren't supposed to sparkle in sunlight, either, but here we are. *walks off to 'Without Me' by Eminem*

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Just claim that the vampire is being hunted by the Vashta Nerada.