Apron strings

By heatherjo - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 043
You deserved it 4 001

Same thing different taste

Comments

carmenm 6

Does he want to invite her to the honeymoon as well? I'm sure she'd feel left out.

crystalburgard 3

Should make the honeymoon interesting...

Your profile picture works so well with that comment.

On the night of the wedding, while you are getting it on, don't be surprised if he turns his head mid thrust and says "Am I doing it right mommy, or do I need to put more back into it?". So, at this point, feel free to say "Your father does it better".

Petunia888 13

Then she'll come in, give advice, and awkwardly sidle out of the room. :)

That's horrible. My boyfriends a mummys boy to!!

n_epic_fail 14