Today, a stranger told me I was pretty. But that it didn't matter... - FML

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By missbuble98 - 14/06/2018 09:21 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, a stranger told me I was pretty. But that it didn't matter how pretty I was because it was a waste with the horrendous body that I have, and that I should do something about it. I've been on a diet for the past month and was happy to start seeing results. FML

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interesting33 36

Sunday 17 June 2018 1:22

they want to rain on someone and make them feel bad whilst giving themself the lie that they are 'helping'. Please ignore them OP, as best you can. Everyone else knows they acted like a huge jerk and they should be ashamed, maybe one day they'll realise. But we think you are great for your perseverance.

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interesting33 36

Sunday 17 June 2018 1:22

they want to rain on someone and make them feel bad whilst giving themself the lie that they are 'helping'. Please ignore them OP, as best you can. Everyone else knows they acted like a huge jerk and they should be ashamed, maybe one day they'll realise. But we think you are great for your perseverance.

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