By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States
By teecrafter2038 - 12/03/2015 14:07 - United States - Port Chester
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WTF was that?
By no salt, no burning, just STFU - 08/03/2015 14:41 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City
Creepy
By farksh - 07/03/2015 12:14 - Australia
LET ME OUT
By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco
Priorities
By natashamilan - 26/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Grand Rapids
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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States
Just do it
By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria
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By Duckzy - 07/02/2015 22:34 - United States
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Hey guys, OP here. I just wanted to say a few things, first off, I was awoken by the sound of the lizards running around in their habitat, not by cries or crunches or whatever. Secondly, the lizards were the same size and opposing genders so I was told to put them together by the person who sold the lizards to me. Lastly, unfortunately by the time I got to them, the other lizard (Female in case you were wondering) was already half inside of the other's stomach.
Fatal decision
By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria
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By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham
By dogbreederssuck - 03/02/2015 15:26 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk
By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia
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I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo
By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte
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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 18:33 - Romania - Campina
Come down
By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 20:24 - United States - Baton Rouge
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By dylerbiller - 10/01/2015 07:00 - United States
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Hi everyone. OP here. Hopefully I can clear things up for some people. The reason we didn't take "porky" to the animal shelter right away was because the closest one was a three hour drive away. He is there now safe and sound and I went to the doctors and got the other two quills removed. I actually posted this FML while in the Urgent Care waiting room for those of you who were wondering why I would go on here right after all this happening. Well, that's about it. My foot is a bit sore and I have vacuumed the floor 7 times just to be safe. But I'm alright. Thanks for all the support!
By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 03:41 - United States - Houston
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Hey it's op here, Thanks for commenting so quickly. I'm not really sure if this is gonna work but whatever. To give a bit more detail, I live in a cul-de-sac and my dog wasn't on a leash because we were right by my house. My dog is a pug and he fits into my neighbors arms. I didn't call the police but I am going to keep a leash on my dog from now on. I heard my neighbor might be moving so I am just going to hope for the best. Oh and I am pretty sure she can't afford to buy/rescue a dog. I am not really sure.