By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France
The Top
By wellthen - 24/08/2015 21:56 - United States
Improvise, adapt, overcome
By SomePeoplesKids - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Okotoks
Never again
By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa
The strangeness of strangers
By zomg - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie
By Joe - 19/10/2009 04:32 - Cambodia
Far out, man
By PickedOff - 27/04/2012 08:22 - United States
Hell hath no fury
By child of a crazed women - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Halethorpe
By Pimp53X - 15/10/2009 01:16 - Australia
Pimp53X tells us more.
Yummy
By Fatty - 15/06/2019 09:00 - United States - Virginia Beach
STOP SMILING
By i guess - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hamilton
By lindsaykay - 18/04/2012 00:07 - United States
By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom
By thelistman - 10/10/2009 01:58 - United States
thelistman tells us more.
Also, for the whole story, I had three other people in the car with me when I was caught "running a red light" by 2 cops who were both behind me. I was clearly in the middle of the intersection when the light turned yellow. I have a feeling that the judge was in a shitty mood that day. This was my first ticket I've ever received, and I've been driving for seven years. Even if I was guilty, I don't know why my fine was $1,000 with a license suspension when the original ticket was $75, and no other tickets on my record. This judge is going down.
By SwinginSolo - 26/03/2013 12:07 - United States
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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 17:30 - Germany - K?ln
Backwards
By bad sis - 23/09/2019 05:01 - United States - Monterey Park
Good girl
By Punphmelch - 26/03/2014 08:45 - Australia - Adelaide
You wanker!
By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 22:00
By married an old man - 05/03/2013 17:57 - United States - Rancho Mirage
Say it ain't so, please
By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00
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By badhairday - 21/02/2018 01:30
Too dry
By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 20:00
Shook
By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane
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By anonymous - 15/06/2019 02:25
We Are Family
By bad dad - 15/03/2020 00:01
Keywords
haha, well i was annoyed at first, but he is one of my best mates. And i couldn't say that i had never done something really stupid why'll drunk....not as bad as what he did but still bad =P. We talked about it the next day and at the time he thought it was a good idea to turn of the fridge, but once sober he relised like poster #10 did, that frozen puke would have been easier to clean =P. I'm currently eating most of my meals at his place until he can A) get rid of the smell and disinfect the whole thing. Or B) buy me a new fridge. How would you guys have gone about it?