By DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00
The Top
By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Burlington
By Sock_Muppet - 06/04/2019 20:00
YouTubers must be stopped
By TuT - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
Bad omen
By blairheir721 - 17/05/2009 04:20 - United States
By pooolth - 05/03/2012 03:17 - Ukraine
By EuropeEst - 16/04/2014 07:23 - Latvia - Riga
By cacheson - 10/12/2016 18:25 - United States
cacheson tells us more.
By mottephobe - 06/11/2015 06:19 - United States - Carlsbad
By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw
Insult to adultery
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Traditions suck
By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 17:01 - Australia
By dr.mantistobagon - 27/08/2014 22:03 - United States - South Burlington
Hashtag ForeverAlone
By Forever Alone - 16/05/2019 06:14
Early warning
By SamAaron502 - 29/10/2015 10:16 - United States - Saint Peters
By OutOfWork.OutOfTime - 28/10/2015 01:34 - United States - Cookeville
By BloodFaerie - 30/06/2012 06:49 - United States - Cleveland
BloodFaerie tells us more.
OP here and I find it really funny that the people without a frickin' sense of humour are calling *me* stupid. (Not to mention when said assholes appear to be illiterate...) Yes, I know it is probably going to eat it - seeing as next time I went in there the spider had gotten smart enough to stop and wrap up its dinner to make it easier to carry, lol. (Problem solving abilities now? hmmmmmm lol) And, let's see... I was obviously in college at one point, so I would hope some of you would realize that means I'm educated. Please learn to take a joke. I'm just happy I finally got an FML accepted. And, of all of them it was a joke about one spider carrying off a "wounded comrade". And I saw someone did allude to the fact I must have left the dead one as a warning to the others. Muahahahahaha. *AND* maaaaybe this was a carefully staged display on their part to turn the tables and send *ME* a warning that they won't be dealt with so easily - that there are always MORE. *shudders* Finally, the reason there are so many spiders? I live in the basement of this house out in rural North Georgia and this scene took place in the bathroom in the back corner of said basement. So... the spiders love it there.
What are you doing?
By StopMe - 20/05/2019 12:00
Good girl
By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00
By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton
By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy
Ex-Lax Time
By savagepixie - 01/06/2019 14:09
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By MozillaHostile - 09/10/2015 18:54 - Canada
By a chick in California - 14/06/2012 20:10 - United States - Ceres
His dark side
By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo
Moving on
By crash and burn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
By PoopTart - 29/04/2009 05:39 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand
By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States
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My first ever thing published on FML! I was actually really surprised when I submitted this that no one else had made the joke yet!