By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia
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Blinders
By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
Time is money
By skipperpop - 11/08/2016 22:24 - United States - Ames
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By BloodyElegant - 11/06/2016 15:22 - United States - Houghton
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Hey, OP here! (Sorry, I didn't think to use my account when I posted this) Turns out I'm sort of happy that it happened. It hurt (and still hurts), yes, but I'm glad I didn't go through with the wedding. We spent the next week going back and forth and he just treated me like crap. It made me realize I deserve someone who wants me, loves me, and treats me how I deserve to be treated. As for the hotel, I did have my best friend enjoy the amenities with me while I enjoyed some much needed catharsis. Thank you, everyone, for being so kind!
By Dr_Awesome654 - 31/05/2016 06:55 - United States - Blue Springs
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Hey, op! In case you were wondering, I didn't get the job. I called after I realized I missed the opportunity and they said no jobs were open. Now for you curious people, the job was as a cashier at McDonalds, (yes they hire) and I don't know how much I would have gotten payed, I was just ecstatic to have a job, plus it would have been before my college student brother ever got one. But I can still beat him to get a drivers license ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Judgment Day
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Pratt
Dogs rule
By dumbfounded - 08/05/2016 12:14 - United States - Los Angeles
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By justfriends - 19/05/2017 16:55
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Oh gosh I never thought this would get posted! I made an account just to comment, though I should have ages ago since I browse all the time. I'm glad you found this as humorous (and creepy) as I did! I've known the guy for about 4 years now, usually through group events, and this was the first time we ever went to hang one-on-one! He was always such a sweetheart and was always super polite and respectful up until this point, and my closer friends from the group vouched for him, so I wasn't too worried about meeting up with him. He's not too terribly old or anything, he's in his late twenties, so when he said he wanted to 'hook up', he definitely meant it in a sexual manner! But given that I just recently turned 18, the age gap and the fact we've known each other since I was 14 made it super creepy for me! I definitely learned my lesson and will be sticking with hanging out in group environments for a little while now.
By tricia_11 - 05/12/2016 22:15
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That man hasn't worked a day in almost 5 years. He took an early retirement and sits home all day. I work my ass off. I have a 3 hour daily commute on top of my work day. After sitting on his ass all day, he needs to cook me my favorite meal, give me the best sex ever and worship me for taking care of him! Yet, I'm thinking of myself? Get real.
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By carolferris - 14/06/2017 10:57
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Hey everyone thanks for the help. I am not worries about them stealing from me because she will be moving out of the state. I have decided that after she moves out she will not be allowed to move back in, this is now the second time she did this to me. The first time I chalked up to her being 18. I think I am just in awe from the fact that she doesn't see how much of a dirt bag he is.
By Anonymous - 10/09/2015 01:15 - United States - Mountain View
Wham!
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Happy 4th of July
By Bacon0426 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Skaneateles
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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 10:38 - United States - Nashville
Harsh grading
By marray - 23/07/2018 12:46 - United States - Aurora
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OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!