Roommates from hell
By NotEnoughBleach - 14/03/2016 03:58 - United States - Englewood
By NotEnoughBleach - 14/03/2016 03:58 - United States - Englewood
By Confuseddad - 16/02/2016 22:17 - United Kingdom
By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00
By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 16:00 - United States - Zephyrhills
By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Cypress
By laundryduty - 15/06/2019 20:14
By Anonymous - 07/05/2017 20:00
By Lena - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Germany
By MeaganElizabethM - 11/10/2015 12:31 - United States - Steubenville
By StupidPets - 24/08/2016 03:09 - United States - Murrysville
By inappropes - 11/08/2016 05:33 - United States
By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano
By sendhelp - 29/10/2017 00:56
Still stuck here. It’s all inclusive so at least we won’t starve. He hasn’t been off his phone the whole time messaging her. No ***** given on his part !!! Meanwhile I’m falling apart! FML
By stupid useless criminal - 21/11/2017 19:00
By Anonymous - 18/01/2018 15:00
By Andy - 26/03/2018 01:30 - Germany - W?rselen
By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn
By FuckMcDonalds - 30/05/2018 20:30
By Anonymous - 25/05/2016 07:53 - Australia - West Hoxton
By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town
By Dirtisgood - 24/08/2018 00:00
By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto
By gabimk23 - 23/03/2016 13:54 - United States - Bethlehem
Well, it all started a couple months ago when the girl was living with a different man, they blasted music at 3 am and would tempt my dog with treats. One day I came home and there was a bunch of police cars in front of the house, apparently they were cooking meth and they got arrested. When she got bailed out 3 months later she moved in that house with another man, and ever since my dog goes outside barks at the house, and ***** in their yard. She hates them so much she tries to bark at them if she just sees them in the window. Maybe they gave her a bad treat idk.
By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00
By whosurdaddy - 06/01/2017 06:44
By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30
By Samantha - 25/12/2018 02:00
By How can you f*** up that bad!? - 17/02/2017 15:51 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh
By UnpredictableSurface - 17/03/2017 22:00
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Wow this got posted. Ok so here is some background. She thinks I am bisexual. And is already wanting grandchildren. I am 24 and she mentions it alot. And I do want children one day....but that day is far off. She has 6 grandchildren from my step brothers but she really wants biological ones. About the medium part. Out of the blue she texts me asking if im interested in a specific looking woman, then tells me her medium said to be on the look out for her. I had no idea my mom believed in that crap. So I thought it was funny she went to one. She REALLY wants me to find a woman. Thanks for the encouragement and jokes. They brightened my day.