By Claustrophobic - 04/04/2013 07:12 - United States
The Top
By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai
Ouch
By billy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Wellesley Hills
By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 01:36 - United States
Use the force wisely
By beckzx58 - 06/08/2009 23:16 - United States
By unwantedforlife - 20/11/2013 00:19 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/02/2015 21:26 - United States - Moorpark
Gimme my stuff
By siciliano12594 - 12/11/2012 18:40 - United States - Harrison
Not now
By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States
Pleased to meet you
By Mr_Yato - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
By annoyed - 28/08/2012 17:50 - United States - North Las Vegas
By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton
Suspicious activities
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn
By SakuraFubuki92 - 12/03/2012 02:13 - United States
SakuraFubuki92 tells us more.
By Lauren324 - 26/01/2013 07:18 - Canada - Toronto
Lauren324 tells us more.
Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....
By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 06:13 - Canada - Vancouver
By banana - 04/02/2009 20:20 - United States
Woof
By rimjob - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 00:25 - New Zealand - Christchurch
By DocBastard, meet DocCunt - 18/10/2013 22:12 - Australia - Sydney
By bensim64 - 10/01/2015 16:35 - United Kingdom - Coventry
bensim64 tells us more.
Hi, as the author I just wanted to clear this up. I'm not cold or heartless, but I forgot my Oyster card (what you need to get a bus home in England) and had given my last bit of change for the tip! I was hugely embarrassed as I always tip (although not mandatory in Britain as in America; mostly because American staff are for more helpful and nice). However, as I do go there fairly often, I will obviously tip more next time!
By be_so_slick_56 - 16/01/2010 17:51 - United States
By Oh_So_Klassical - 18/09/2012 01:09 - United States - Lancaster
Oh_So_Klassical tells us more.
OP Here, and I spend up to 3 hours a day on the computer because I take a computer class and all the homework is online and that's why she turned it off. She called our provider and told them to turn it off, since she didn't know how. I didn't find out until I came home and attempted to do my homework, and by that point, my mom was in a fuss about not being able to get on Facebook. And since I'm her daughter, and clearly know nothing, she refused to believe me. My neighbor is the one who finally convinced her the internet was needed for Facebook.
By STOPTAKINGPICTURES - 08/07/2013 23:45 - United States - New York
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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 22:18 - United States
By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond
By Smooth - 11/04/2009 07:38 - United States
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Well, I get disability because I can't walk well and am really sick so I barely make enough to put up my part of the rent, let alone move. My best friend/roommate has already complained.