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The Top
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TMI
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Thanks, I hate it
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Creep alert
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Bex98 tells us more.
By Joe - 27/08/2012 13:33 - United States - Coalgate
Check yourself
By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States
Memories
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Bad reputation
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By Kayla_BlowPop - 03/01/2014 08:34 - Canada - Amherst
Kayla_BlowPop tells us more.
Hey, I'm the OP. My pipes burst at about 2:00 AM so I couldn't take water from neighbours or call a friend. We figured out they froze at like five PM and we were all trying to unfreeze them. At that point it was just the hot water that didn't work. It actually happened to us once already, and we fixed it so we didn't think it was a big deal until they burst. We called the plumber the next day and we had water by the time I woke up. It was just my little sister and I who were melting the snow, because we were the only ones who had to pee. We made a really big mess and my sister kept flushing the toilet before we actually had enough water, making us have to start all over again. It was a horrible experience and my older brother refused to help. But now, it's just a really funny story to tell.
By handymandy - 19/01/2012 11:44 - United States
By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham
Great idea
By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States
By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood
Couch action
By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China
By itstillhurts - 21/12/2009 04:23 - United Kingdom
Repaired
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Confidential
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I just can't hide it
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Lumpy
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By LordCrafte - 15/05/2013 23:43 - Australia - Brisbane
Keywords
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.