Hands on the wheel

By Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
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You deserved it 12 675
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ollie179 21

What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...

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RockstarRN 10

Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!

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krez 20

How bad do you have to drive to get a pat down?

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ScuseMePrincess 2

FYI, your rights were probably violated. Did he have probable cause to search you like that? Doubtful. You should sue for sexual harassment.

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missmady 0

#44 that was clever. ;)

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briaa23 4

hahahahahahaha they were on boner patrol hahahahahahaha

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copo37 7

" officer since when are tooth picks deadly weapons?"

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DeathBunny218 37

You totally deserve it, especially if you were still sexting while you were speeding home.

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slimshayday 4

Is this some type of weird shotgun (smosh)

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LostSaiyan 3

Cop: patting* " what's this Son" Op: " that's my penis officer" Cop: >=] "perfect"

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