Hands on the wheel

By Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
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ollie179 21

What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...

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RockstarRN 10

Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!

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stacei7 3

YDI for texting while driving

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muhilrashid 4

Isnt that the computer thing that you stick in ? Or is that code name for jerking off now ?

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Daralea 21

please don't ever stick your stiffy in your computer...or other electronics.

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Daralea 21

Did he at least give you his number after?

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Cloudberry 10

Today, I pulled over a guy for speeding and gave him a pat down. He got a boner. FML

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tatababe 1

I wonder if OP got the ticket in the end? I think the cop was happy to see him ;$

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CadillacPimpen 6

That should be a fhl or a gmh cause this is awesome I hope you still got sum later lol

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SS_Silvy 0

"whats this?" "that would be my penis officer".... *awkward*

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Brodeurfan001 0

96- that try was nice not That try was not nice That was a nice try ..

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PokeSmot 10

LMFAO. Epic. Completely epic.

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