By CatofSteel - 05/03/2017 22:00
The Top
Perv
By niquey62307 - 08/12/2009 03:36 - United States
Wonderful
By whyme - 12/04/2017 22:00
By Ctmusher - 14/04/2017 16:00
Here in my car, I feel safest of all
By Geric Brawner - 12/05/2017 22:00
Netflix is a drug
By Alexandra - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike
By GTA_VI - 01/12/2016 01:02
GTA_VI tells us more.
By Partyofthree - 06/06/2017 00:00
By Severus_Snape_ - 20/09/2015 07:11 - United States - Los Angeles
Severus_Snape_ tells us more.
Wow, this is the first time one of my FMLs have been accepted! I googled whatever was happening on my arm, and I think 26 may or may not be right. According to the internet, if should go away in a few days, and it was a spider bite. But ever since I was a kid, I've always attracted some weird bug bites, but this has never happened to me before. Unfortunately, I am the type of person that will twist my wrist and still just say that I'm fine. Like that time where I threw up twice when I was 11 years old and still insisted that I was well enough to go to school, only to be sent back home when I threw up again. I applied some type of cream thing on the bite, and it has gotten better. It'll probably go away in a few days. Hopefully.
By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage
By K-Rat - 09/10/2016 12:16 - United States
Turn on
By bodyelectric - 13/04/2009 12:07 - United States
By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania
Not going well, is it?
By tedfragle - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bournemouth
You're under arrest
By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States
Goodbye, 7 years of sobriety...
By Mash-brakketz - 25/10/2017 22:26
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By Dlpnlvr85 - 10/07/2016 18:43 - United States - Elkhart
By 21anddumb - 08/01/2018 23:23
Noel J Reed tells us more.
Hi, op here. So I understand that while strawberries aren’t technically berries, I am in fact still allergic to them and pretty much every berry and berry like fruit, I’ve been hospitalized due to this so we all take it very seriously. And btw lobby_bee I’m not only a barely 5’2 woman, I’m a psychology major who is open to talk to you about all this anger you have for random people on the internet. Oh, and you misspelled grateful :)
By Flyyyy - 26/01/2018 01:30 - Italy - Lissone
By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States
Dick joke
By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00
My package
By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00
The truth
By Iahim - 25/01/2020 14:00
By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington
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By 43vera10n3 - 19/09/2018 08:58 - United States - Huntsville
raven_of_azarath tells us more.
This actually happened a few months ago, and I was more upset that I wasn’t invited cuz my roommate I was good friends with had also just gotten married but didn’t invite me, despite me having been part of the proposal, and I found out that I wouldn’t be able to afford to travel to my brother’s future wedding that I have been invited to. I am moved on now, and while he will always hold a special place in my heart, I’m in a fully committed relationship now that I can see leading to marriage one day.
Not a morning person
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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OP here. I had to stay where I was while the police talked to the dealership to get it sorted out. Once they realized I had the keys and the paperwork, they let me go. The dealership said this has never happened before and they're going to make it right by fixing my car for free as well as detailing and oil change.