Wurdz is hard

Holy Testacles - - United States

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML
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IconicLemon 8

HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!

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mehhhh112 6

This actually made me laugh really hard

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Lmao. Omg. I'm sayin tht from now on whenever someone asks me for something

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chevynova1743 4

hella game op. where'd you learn? how to be an ass for dumbies? haha your a douche

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tobin22 9

Amanda todd was on your mind a troller would say

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weeabaka 6

31 - That's douchebaggery at its finest... But, I can't seem to thumb down someone with red vs blue quotes in their bio.

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internetqueen 1

I haven't laughed so hard on an FML omg why is this so funny to me

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