Wurdz is hard
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If that doesn't work, you can always use my old favorite. It has to do with Fred Flintstone and bedrock.
Oh the lols that came from this.
Yeah, that happens. Last night I meant to ask Mrs. Bastard to pass the salt, but instead I accidentally said "YOU BITCH! YOU REALLY ****** UP MY LIFE!" Simple Freudian slip.
gc327072
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Oh c'mon doc, we all know that pretty girls can be a bit overwhelming.
Kiss ass.
gc327072
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You talkin to me, robot?
I am talking to you, license plate.
gc327072
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Dammit! I really need to go make an account with a better username, but I'd have to make a new email address... And how was I being a kiss ass? I was refuting his point.
Will you two get a room already? The sexual tension is palpable.
gc327072
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I think we need an octagon, actually.
Shoulda gone "kill yourself before you kill someone with those amazing looks you are amazing"
weeabaka
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Yes. All of that. Without pauses indicating any sentence structure whatsoever. You'll be a real hit.
It happens to the best of us, OP. There are more girls out there. Don't get worked up over this. Also, just apologize to her, maybe you still have a chance.
BGSU2012
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LOL!!! Thanks for my morning laugh. That does suck though. Sorry OP
wlddog
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Maybe he could have swapped to the old tried and true kidnap pickup line and send her screaming down the road.
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It happens.
Never say "kill yourself" to a girl. They hold grudges :P Hope you apologized quickly, or explained yourself OP.
lovepandorasaver
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If it was a nokia she could of used it as a hammer haha
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That's brilliant
HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!