Wurdz is hard

Holy Testacles - - United States

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML
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IconicLemon 8

HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!

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bored1091 4

Today I stopped at a store for a drink and saw a really hot girl and went over to talk to her and my conversation starter in the aisle we were in came out as so ur vigina stinks She looked at me in shock and slapped me FML

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Webslinger66 10

I know my comment will never be read because it is at the bottom. But, this is why I read FMLs. Funny shit like this. You sir, have made my day

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Fantasya_fml 6

omg! this literally made my day.

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PunkCupcake 12

Oh my god thats just awesome! Thank you for making my day sir. :)

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