By sunboy52 - 05/05/2009 07:43 - United States
The Top
The name of that old man?
By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States
Halloween Scare
By FML Videos - 31/10/2018 18:30
Bustin' my ass
By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01
By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens
By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States
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By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 01:38 - United States - Houston
By Pancakegirl - 18/06/2009 00:24 - United States
Wash your veggies
By Anonymous - 12/01/2022 19:59 - Germany
By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom
Hereditary?
By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States
The cat's out of the bag
By Unlucky - 16/06/2009 10:49 - Saudi Arabia
By ScaredDad - 02/05/2019 12:00
Make it work
By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 05:01 - United States - Georgetown
By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 19:12 - United States
atomicgirl tells us more.
By DandoisFLAT - 12/08/2013 02:42 - United States - Milford
DandoisFLAT tells us more.
Hey, just wanted to inform everyone that yes, she is obviously my ex-girlfriend now and that i'm feeling fine. I was actually out skateboarding with some friends when i got the texts from her, and once i showed them, they made me feel a lot better. We were actually dating for a year and almost two months, but i never thought she would end it like that. So between my friends and the support from you guys i realized that i deserved better then her and i'll be more careful next time in choosing a partner. Thanks guys :)
By crazycora - 13/12/2010 19:32 - Belgium
By driezal - 14/06/2009 04:19 - Canada
driezal tells us more.
To all those that commented: "Why didn't you drink too? Party pooper!" Actually, I'm allergic to alcohol. I did have one drink, but anymore than that and my body starts to go into shock. Then it's a lovely trip to the hospital. Yep, I know, such a party pooper, eh? Thanks for the nice comments though. You guys get karma points.
By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States
By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand
Awkward family moments
By hated - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Bad boy
By dogdays - 10/11/2014 01:12 - Canada - Oshawa
Lunch is on me
By crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom
By betterthanhodor - 08/11/2014 14:09 - United Kingdom - Woodbridge
Misery loves company
By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 21:41 - United Kingdom
By Madokami - 30/01/2017 17:37 - United States - Kingston
When you think you have the perfect argument...
By Lewis - 09/12/2018 18:00 - France - Paris
Thanks for nothing
By booboo300 - 22/12/2018 02:00
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OMG! I am the person who posted it! My husband isn't an asshole! Well not ususally! LOL We went to the doctors immediately when i did it and they thought it was just a sprain. I could NOT walk on it for 4 days, and the results just came back yesterday. I was helping around the house, but I was limping. He was making fun of me because he thought it was just a sprain. Yes, I make him sandwiches! And he makes me them too! I have a picture if you want to see it, so you'll know I'm not faking!!!!