By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States
The Top
By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States
Red flag
By silver - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom
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Nice boxers
By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France
Taste test
By Anonymous - 08/06/2020 23:04
DELETE! DELETE!
By Mandi - 05/12/2022 16:00
Whoops
By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn
No, of course she's not…
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By LittleGina - 04/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Benson
Dead to me
By Anonymous - 04/07/2020 23:03
The final countdown
By Hapaboy808 - 08/07/2020 23:01
By oldshitnewshit - 22/10/2013 21:11 - United States
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Looking at the comments I see we've got some seriously mixed opinions about me. So, first off: Hi, I'm Juniper, I'm 23 and I'm in art school in the US. I have never tried LSD or any other kind of "hardcore" drug before this. My friend had some tabs that he had used before and asked me if I wanted to try it. I agreed, only after doing extensive research, and determining that the risk was one I was willing to take. During that research, I stumbled across some beautiful works of people who had done art under the influence and thought perhaps I could have some fun trying that as well. I'm an art student and always open to new things. My parents were also hardcore hippies back in the day, and they've told me about their psychedelic experiences. I knew my risks. I have no plans to take LSD again, although I'm not currently suffering any adverse effects aside from water tasting kinda metallic for the next 24 hours (this took place about a week ago.) And the FML is actually not entirely true, but exaggerated for comedic effect. The paranoia and muttering did not last the entire time, only about 15-30 minutes. My entire trip lasted about 9-10 hours. One of my friends decided to remove the easel when she saw that it was making me upset. I think its large, angled presence in the room was off-putting. I actually spent the majority of my time having a good trip, my friends took great care of me. And despite not touching my canvas, I made some radical drawings. I did my research, I knew my risks, I set myself up responsibly. I'm not looking for sympathy or support– I just thought I'd share my kinda funny story. Those of you who are calling me an idiot are entitled to your opinions, but you're not insulting a wall. I'm a human being that makes choices for myself. Those of you who abstain from drugs, you should be proud! That's wonderful and healthy, but please allow and do not judge me for my own choices. My experimental phase is not harmful or offensive to you. And to my fellow art junkies: I wasn't expecting to create a masterpiece, this was for fun. I'm a learning artist!
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States
Revenge is sweet
By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes
By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 17:29 - United States - Oceanside
Turn off
By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 18:02 - Australia - Wembley
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By llostinreality - 30/09/2018 14:00 - United States - Milwaukee
Swifties unite!
By jeanrose2013 - 23/10/2012 22:12 - United States - Jonesboro
By jesushelpme - 22/10/2012 19:08 - United States - Nixa
By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France
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By PoorForever - 28/02/2016 13:53 - Australia - Heritage Park
Thank you for being there for me
By myboyfriendisweird - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix
Unprofessional
By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 05:02
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By Carebeareatu - 14/09/2013 05:42 - United States - North Richland Hills
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op here. I don't know why they did. I dont want to know why they did.
By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston
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OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.