By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia
The Top
Self report
By TheHatedOne - 21/06/2009 07:26 - Qatar
Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks
By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01
Horndogs
By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore
Gone
By december2009 - 04/01/2010 03:41 - United States
Quite rightly so
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By theaaxis - 26/11/2014 21:43 - United States
theaaxis tells us more.
Short Struggles
By FML Videos - 10/11/2018 00:30
Progress
By stupid - 24/11/2014 19:21 - United States - Middleton
Get out
By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde
By anonymous - 16/08/2013 14:05 - United States - Grandville
Gamba
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By welted - 01/01/2010 05:21 - Canada
Was it that recent one about Waco?
By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 10:00
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By ZAS - 15/06/2009 07:45 - United States
Every dog has its day
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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States
Both of you are bad
By driver26 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
Joe Smooth
By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 13:59 - United States - West Covina
Fair bargain, actually
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By cricketsins - 11/08/2013 07:28 - United States - Smyrna
cricketsins tells us more.
OP here! Just to clarify: Waves knock people off their feet easily. We weren't lazy, we just didn't want to walk barefoot through a place covered with broken beer bottles and vomit. We couldn't break the window because the van had an alarm system, plus it was a nice van and we didn't want to harm it - especially if we were perfectly capable of walking to the hotel and dealing with it the next day.
Snow day
By Charlie8u347 - 29/12/2009 20:26 - United States
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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States
Vocational
By Therapist friend - 03/02/2022 09:59
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By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 02:00 - United States - Holyoke
Show bobs and vagene
By c2style - 12/02/2022 06:00 - United States - Fairfax
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Wow, this got published! To give a little background, my mom had been telling me for years that she would pay for my first two years of college, though she's a fickle woman, so I kept a backup plan. When she withdrew the offer, I accepted the situation gracefully, and am now taking a gap year, working 77 hours a week, so I won't have to depend on her. Any resentment over the money is over the week's notice I was given, which even still makes me worry about her financial situation more so than my own. That she wants even the gift back does bother me a little, but I by no means expected her to pay my way through life, and am very much financially independent. Thanks much to the many of you who understood!