Deluxe Memory Man
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 21/12/2022 18:00
By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott
By imatool - 27/07/2009 17:36 - United States
By horny bastard - 16/01/2009 08:34 - United States
By How?! - 06/10/2021 02:00
By KaraAnn17 - 12/02/2011 16:29 - United States
By kel - 10/02/2010 17:34 - United States
By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand
By mn_shr - 26/10/2013 01:25 - Qatar - Doha
By noname - 14/01/2009 06:33 - France
By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02
By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 11:00
By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley
By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden
By Kimberly - 25/07/2009 09:55 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 16:47 - United States - Charlotte
By an Apple a day my ass! - 11/10/2021 17:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Anaheim
By Epic_failz - 10/02/2015 15:53 - United States - Jackson
There are no cameras in that place...at all, its stupid as hell, but there is not a single camera in there.
By Vastu - 07/02/2010 17:42 - Nepal
well. the maid cant pay because we give her 15$ PER month. and we cant deduct it because... IN rural places of Nepal , where my servant comes from, one family consists of 9/10 sons or daughters .. so that 15$ directly goes to her HUGE family.
By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines
By lucas - 12/12/2011 06:38 - United States
By btg - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 07/11/2012 15:44 - United States
By FrustratedTutor - 21/08/2015 20:00 - United States - Andover
By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden
By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States
By pinecones - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United Kingdom
By cuppycakeslove - 07/12/2011 11:35 - United States
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Hello everyone, OP here. I feel like I need to clear something up, and that's living in the Middle East does not mean I am from the Middle East. I repeat, not from Qatar. Also, Muslim or otherwise, Arab girls have the complete freedom to refuse marriage as they see fit. Not that there aren't exceptions to that, but for the most part girls are far more autonomous nowadays. To whoever looked up stuff on the internet, I'd like to say for a fact that it is 100% untrue. To clear up my situation, I'd like to point out I'm a very ritualistic person and my birthday means a lot to me. Seeing as my mother and I have never gotten along, and frankly don't like each other very much, her way to sabotage my birthday was to bribe this Sir Asshole McLoser to marry me. I've made my disinterest very clear so for those rooting that I give it a shot, please don't. I'm turning 23 and I think I'm going to wait a few years before considering resorting to arranged courtships and the like. Thanks for whoever wished me a happy birthday! P.S. Mr. Bastard, I've always had a thing for your sense of humor, I'm sure we could make something work.