Work, Hospital and Trans Rights: Transvestigation brain rot casualty

Transvestigation brain rot casualty

By Anonymous - 10/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML

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By badteacher - 24/10/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

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Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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Tuesday 10 September 2024 18:28

You should have explained that there had been a misunderstanding and you are female and have always been. Then left as she requested.

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GoogieWithers 23

Tuesday 10 September 2024 18:28

You should have explained that there had been a misunderstanding and you are female and have always been. Then left as she requested.

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