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By 21! - 03/07/2012 01:53 - United States - Schenectady

Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML

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99megster 15

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:50

55- I couldn't agree with you more! 16- I don't understand why u think that being drunk an pissing out of a window is something that you should break up over? First of all, he was drunk. And second, I think that's pretty damn funny.