Miscellaneous: Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted...

By kitty - 18/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML

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By imblue42 - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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Monday 18 October 2010 9:05

Looks like your family doesn't give a shit.

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Monday 18 October 2010 9:13

Your brother's zit is probably going to be more productive than the waste of money your four years of drunken partying and anonymous sex will ever be.

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flipcrazy 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 7:30

Sry you didn't get any attention. Get over it

fluffysponges 0

Monday 31 January 2011 7:39

Too bad no one cares..

ryanchew3 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 14:50

lol. things like that happen all the time. same with me.

KittKatt515 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:49

Sigh.. Family priorities.

delphin237 7

Tuesday 7 May 2013 5:14

If ur boyfriend's concerned that should make u happy!

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