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By bigwell - 26/04/2016 12:00 - United States - New Castle

Today, while driving home from work, I drove over a nail. The tire shop said the damage is unrepeatable and I'll need to buy a new tire. I have a job interview in 2 hours and don't have $400 for a new tire. FML

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AdamTodddBrown 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:50

Lol $400 for a tire? Do you drive a semi truck or something?

Sumwonyustano 18

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:58

$400 for a new tire! Must be some fancy tire.. Don't you have a spare?

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Sumwonyustano 18

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:58

$400 for a new tire! Must be some fancy tire.. Don't you have a spare?

Sumwonyustano 18

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:01

Just going out on a limb here, but I'm assuming "unrepeatable" is actually "irreparable" in disguise?

AdamTodddBrown 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:50

Lol $400 for a tire? Do you drive a semi truck or something?

jdibartolo1 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:56

call a cab

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:37

Do you not have a spare? Even if it's one of those temporary ones it should get you by till after the interview.

iLuvfatchickz 4

Tuesday 26 April 2016 23:42

Uber?

xxcutekatxx2 13

Wednesday 27 April 2016 1:02

Borrow a family members car, or a close friends. You must have some fancy ass tyres.

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