Miscellaneous: Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker...

By Joey - 11/03/2012 06:51 - Canada

Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML

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evaki1 12

Sunday 11 March 2012 12:14

Jumpin' wedding? What is that?

somewizdom 15

Sunday 11 March 2012 12:26

I should call you if my ex decides to get married.

Comments

anthonydude 9

Monday 12 March 2012 9:23

Looks like someone isn't going to get paid.

hpdrew15 9

Monday 12 March 2012 11:02

I would be suing you!

JayBee14 0

Monday 12 March 2012 12:38

And that, my friend, is why you take back ups OF back ups

elitegroups 4

Monday 12 March 2012 17:10

Hey guys I'm the OP and couldn't believe my first FML made it on here! I just registered, so I won't get any credit for my post...FML. With regards to my descriptive term "jumpin", my cellular device autocorrected "rockin" to jumpin. And I was going to write "crapped out" but had to settle for "conked out" to meet the 300 character limit! As for what happened that night, I discovered that my power amplifier dumped DC voltage into my double 15"s and they fried. I will never buy flea market gear anymore. As for the bride & groom they were cool about it but I did give them a big discount. Thanks for the feedback!