Intimacy: Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked...

By whatadisappointmnet - 05/11/2011 18:58 - United States

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

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Sunday 6 November 2011 1:32

Hope he ment yours

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Meow

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elisabeth1_fml 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 10:36

I would be a bit worried bout the plural ******* . Shouldn't it be pussy!

chickenpie90 16

Sunday 6 November 2011 11:33

What a jerk

angryyute 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 13:29

Pussy makes me happy too

Epikouros 31

Sunday 6 November 2011 14:19

Why do you have a picture of a small penis, wiccanbeauty?

wthmam 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 14:57

Wise man right there

BritLass 15

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:08

I think that could have been a possible hint (:

MikeHeartsVans 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:28

Like A Boss.

natty1207 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 17:18

Epic

BradenLock 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 18:00

That's what you get for dating a 6 year old.

brianalexandria 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 19:02

hey, at least he's honest.

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