Miscellaneous: Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents'...

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:41

Spilling cherry pop after getting your cherry popped? There's just something poetically beautiful about that.

awardZu 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:04

You should be more careful when you do you walk of shame. It's a proud tradition, and you have tainted it with cherry coke. Shame on you!

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darkmis1 17

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:13

Yeah, a nice trip down the stairs always fixes it for me. Wraps up any loose ends.

Mistery510 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:55

walk of shame... from your boyfriends house??? u dont get it... us he that ugly

Minky1996 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:36

So it looks like you spilled the cherry while he popped it!

LinTurk 4

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:04

I would have made you clean it up, you'd be doing the scrub of shame at my house... **** I hate dirty floors...

RamenEater 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:31

Someone's not a ninja

WTF_duck 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:06

#121 ninja comment FTW!

jessicahoney1984 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 22:34

lol.. love it 121!

BrunetteBabe56 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 2:46

Just tell your boyfriend to tell his parents he did it. I mean you just had sex with him its the least he could do.

steffieee 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 2:54

aw dangit

zombiekitten87 12

Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:55

you're an idiot. sorry.

bunnyboo2525 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:59

seriously? walk of shame? u deserved it for saying that.....lol u did the dude, now u gota go. it's a rule. xD

Shaqdiesel954 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:29

sneakin out bfs house???? not cool!

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