Love: Today, while arguing with my pregnant wife, she said, “You can’t... - FML

By caca maker - 13/01/2013 09:22 - Canada

Today, while arguing with my pregnant wife, she said, “You can’t understand. I’m creating life. What are you creating, besides poop?” FML

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Monday 28 November 2016 16:22

This isn't the 1920s, women work too, even pregnant ones. How do you know she isn't the primary financial provider? Also, using money and financial care for your spouse to win disagreements is a controlling and abusive behaviour.

allie2590 31

Monday 28 November 2016 16:38

We don't know what the argument was about. OP could've been complaining about something stupid and his wife, who is ******* pregnant, was plum tired of it. It's not easy to carry a baby.

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I'madumbass 19

Wednesday 28 June 2017 17:35

OP, please tell me that you just typed in the wrong gender and that you really are a male. That burn works if you are a male. If you truly are a female, technically you could also have the potential to create a baby-just, you know, not with her. By the way, assuming you are a male, you can technically create things besides shit. It's called sperm and semen.

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