Love: Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML

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Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML

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By Nothingonyou - 08/09/2010 07:35 - France

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By ilikecake - 29/05/2009 11:12 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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By Birthday blues - 13/12/2018 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML

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By Hotsauce887 - 29/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML

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LiznessMonster 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:43

(Boyfriend's Log, Entry No. 224) |Homicide Attempt 1 = Failure, will try again tomorrow.| "Honey what's that?" "Um....nothing."

k3rslc 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:38

OUCH, how smart of him. Hope you didn't have burns. :S Btw. Was the cake good anyway? Happy Birthday. LOL.

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RazHuni 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:16

Oh wow. You're alright I hope, no serious burns or flaming hair. And, hopefully, you still have your eyebrows/lashes. On the other hand, this is ******* brilliant.

milallen27 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:05

I suggest you get rid of that asshole and find yourself a new boyfriend.

Abbyrox2019 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:32

I would get a smater boyfriend if I were u!!!

blackwidowtaco 31

Thursday 22 August 2013 5:09

Smarter*

talktomandybaby 8

Tuesday 18 January 2011 20:25

what do you mean especially in michigan? i live in michigan..and thrmeir is nothing wrong with it.

furbs84 0

Friday 21 January 2011 7:47

that is hilarious!!!!

rogerover 19

Friday 21 January 2011 19:14

Bottom line. He's an asshole. Don't think this is the first (or last) time something like this has happened. GET OUT

sexnadiasex 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 18:37

lmfao.

ladiesman219 4

Monday 21 March 2011 2:50

wait, u had a birthday and I wasn't invited? nah jk but that sux anything get burnt? oh well sux still anyways

elservas 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 7:41

pictures please haha

stephoreyna 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:37

lmao!

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