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By CollegeGrad - 25/04/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML

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Comments

Dwiebe 2

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:12

That must be one prestigious hot dog stand...

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Sunday 20 July 2014 2:49

Sucks but it's better then not working.

mkstar13 13

Wednesday 6 August 2014 1:46

Everyone starts low and works their way up

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 29 January 2015 0:26

Everybody starts somewhere.

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