Miscellaneous: Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons....

By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

agreeclassic 37 313

vote type 1 5 799

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

agreeclassic 39 557

vote type 1 5 905

By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

agreeclassic 51 302

vote type 1 27 522

Don't do this

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

agreeclassic 224

vote type 1 435

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

agreeclassic 41 286

vote type 1 8 195

By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

agreeclassic 40 948

vote type 1 8 323

Rare insults corner

By ButImBeautiful - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

agreeclassic 6 729

vote type 1 694

Bad hair day

By Hairdresser On Fire - 01/10/2019 18:05 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML

agreeclassic 733

vote type 1 1 900

By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - 08/10/2015 16:04 - United States - Spring

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

agreeclassic 15 798

vote type 1 18 962

By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

agreeclassic 29 640

vote type 1 4 359

By Mia - 28/07/2013 06:18 - United States - Laurel

Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML

agreeclassic 49 996

vote type 1 4 688

capslockisgood 19

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:07

At least you're in shape.

abzray123 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:06

Wow... Let's hope she's terrible with faces!

Comments

Sundevil99 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:34

Maybe she finds that attractive?

KingLewisII 34

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:37

Should have asked her out first date you could go dancing "to the oldies"

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:44

in an alternate universe that could be a really good compliment

mybubbles2000 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:32

I am so sorry. I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

lolfufun 4

Saturday 10 May 2014 3:03

Well that's unfortunate....

Croooow 11

Saturday 10 May 2014 3:20

Aren't you Richard Simmons' best friend: Richard Simmons?

TheLonelyZerg 5

Saturday 10 May 2014 3:22

I get mistaken for Eminem every now and then.

TaiReiSi 12

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:18

Are you by chance a zombie?

cathrope 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:21

No one deserves that.

babeababe 16

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:35

Richard Simmons is awesome!

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

agreeclassic 459

vote type 1 78

Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn't at all like I dreamed about; I dreamt that I wasn't allergic to latex. FML

agreeclassic 58 481

vote type 1 5 526

Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML

agreeclassic 33 869

vote type 1 2 366

Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML

agreeclassic 39 293

vote type 1 15 157

Today, I had to take my parents to the hospital after a failed attempt at a Kamasutra position. FML

agreeclassic 881

vote type 1 62

Today, I took my parents up on their invitation to spend Thanksgiving with them. My 3 year-old daughter refused to get out of the car and insisted on waiting there. When asked why, she said, "I don't like Grandma because she's mean to Daddy!" Not only did my parents hear, we haven't told her he, my husband, passed away 4 months ago. FML

agreeclassic 97

vote type 1 558

Similar FMLs

Don't do this

Rare insults corner

Bad hair day

TOP COMMENTS

Comments