Love: Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 508

You deserved it 43

Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

stubbsie 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:16

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

Lorysa 11

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:17

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

Comments

Dr_PhD 0

Friday 4 June 2010 5:01

ask her about it. then put "single" on ur status. totally move on, bitch is trippin'

jman8224 0

Friday 4 June 2010 5:12

haha that's a bit scary

karmy22 0

Friday 4 June 2010 5:50

we'll talk later. sleep with one eye open

MajorGirlO13 0

Friday 4 June 2010 6:23

if he comes up missing then we know who did it!!! LMAO

hisbabygurl1 0

Friday 4 June 2010 6:55

I'm sorry but I find this hilarious! idk why... advice: just watch your back and maybe u might wanna hide all the sharp objects at night!

Dragonpark 0

Friday 4 June 2010 9:47

xD omg this is one of the Finniest FMLs of all time!

terror_twins 0

Friday 4 June 2010 10:36

Lmao! Shotgun and grenade belts dude.

Miss_lunatic 8

Friday 4 June 2010 12:36

Whoops! :o

chivas11rule 0

Friday 4 June 2010 12:49

the force is strong in this one

Frexual 0

Friday 4 June 2010 14:19

Search the closet for weapons, and remove all blunt/sharp objects from the house.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Birthday Family Cute Friends Relatable My ex I need your advice Love NSFW Awkward Sex Intimacy Scary Technology Annoying Work Money Capitalism Embarrassing Divorce Education Health Sports Abuse Kids Hospital Wanker Addiction Management

The Top

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 775

You deserved it 3 773

Today, I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Alan's wife. She spoke about their wedding in 2004, their two beautiful kids who love their daddy very much (she included pictures), and how much she loves him. Alan is my husband of 7 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 912

You deserved it 2 971

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 423

You deserved it 921

Today, my husband and my sister have never gotten along, always slinging insults, getting in screaming matches, even getting in physical fights on two occasions. Well apparently it’s all been one massive act to cover up the fact they’ve been fucking behind my back for 7 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 836

You deserved it 187

Today, due to problems with my ears overproducing wax, I got my own water ear cleaner. I then learned that there's a reason doctors use warm water with it. As it turns out, if you don't use warm water, you get nauseous and begin heavily favoring one side of your body, appearing as though you're recovering from a stroke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 394

You deserved it 189

Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML

I agree, your life sucks 401

You deserved it 149