Kids: Today, my sixteen-year-old daughter put her soda in the microwave... - FML

By Bapt82 - 07/08/2016 14:35 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, my sixteen-year-old daughter put her soda in the microwave to “cool it down by making the ice cubes melt faster”. FML

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FueledByFate 24

Thursday 13 October 2016 10:34

She's a special kind of special.

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 13 October 2016 10:40

If you place a closed, room temperature soda can in icy water and add salt, the salt causes the ice to melt rapidly resulting in a quickly cooled beverage in about 60 seconds. This is such a cool little trick to know :D

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random _generator_v2 12

Tuesday 27 June 2017 21:46

are all swiss dumb?

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Friday 12 January 2018 10:24

I'm sorry but you kinda deserve it. Children don't just end up stupid... It needs a special kind of stupid or a special kind of neglect for children to turn out this dumb... So I can't help but feel that it's partly your fault for not teaching her any common sense... You can't learn everything in school, and common sense should be thought by parents

peithecelt 28

Monday 9 July 2018 17:02

ydi.. sorry, but you raised her.

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